momentaryrefrain replied to your photo “it was all very nice right up until the flock of geese started chasing…”
THAT IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE.
Worse than kid zoms?
I could deal with with a kid zom. I’m afraid a goose zom might still be able to figure out how to fly.
I love Zombies Run! But honestly the science doesn’t really work out.
Thank you, that article is important to my continued ability to sleep at night. Or at all.
Well, except for Zombies, Run! being set in England where we have ravens and gulls sure and decomposing creatures but uh… unless all the animals in zoos survive and escape (which is unlikely) then… no mammals bigger than a not particularly huge deer (no moose or elk), no predators bigger than a fox or badger or maybe a golden eagle if you’re in Scotland. No big cats. No lizards which could do anything.
The UK does not do very well on the animals capable of taking down something the size of a human front.
In short? Don’t rely on animals if you’re in Britain during the zombie apocalypse XDD
the hunger games aren’t amazingly unique or flawless or anything but I think katniss as a character is very important and i think the media misunderstands
we aren’t in it for the cute boys. we’re in it for katniss. thousands of young girls were introduced to an introverted, angry girl born into poverty and watched her become the savior of the world and the media doesn’t seem to understand that she, as a character, is important to girls. not who she dates, but her
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Anonymous asked: i think you're a menace to society with your janine/simon fics because fUCK YOU WHY DO YOU ENJOY FEASTING ON OUR PAIN
Because I hate suffering alone, anon! If I’m going to have such intense painful feelings over a pairing, I’m dragging the rest of you down with me ^_~
I can’t decide who the best person to do the cross dressing is. Simon? Probably Simon, right?
Absolutely Simon. He would make a truly fabulous Dame XD I think he’d love every second of it and ham it up magnificently.
Oh my gosh I never thought about it before but I would *love* a ZR Christmas panto fic. Can you imagine?
It would be amazing XD I can see them doing it, something fun and light-hearted, especially for the kids, since presents aren’t going to be a huge thing.
God, there are kids growing up who will never have experienced Christmas pre-apocalypse, where winter is a time of presents and shiny things and spending money and feasting, rather than when it’s cold and the Runners can’t go out so much and food rations are probably tighter and curfew is earlier.
But yes, panto fic. which I do have a small snippet of XD
"I could totally play Robin Hood," Sam said, folding his arms and frowning at Janine. The effect was slightly ruined by the fact that he was wearing red tights and a cap with a feather in it.
Janine sighed. “Mr. Yao, for the seventh time, Robin Hood must be played by a woman!”
"But he’s a man! Why does it have to be a woman?"
Janine pinched the bridge of her nose. “Because, as I have said before, tradition dictates that ambiguous lesbianism is essential to gives the fathers of the children something to enjoy. Isn’t that right, Ms. Myers?” she said, glancing over at Maxine.
Maxine looked like a deer in headlights for a moment and then nodded. “Oh, absolutely. For the fathers, right Paula?”
"Of course. Quite essential."
So, I’ve been thinking about starting a video blog type thing focusing on Britpicking type topics, talking about various aspects of British (mainly English) culture, lifestyle etc, especially the things that are difficult to research (you can look up the school system for example, but that’s really different to knowing how it works in practice).
is this a thing that people would be interested in? I’m thinking of starting out with a Christmassy one on the subject of Pantomime and casual British crossdressing.
This might be useful for ZR people since it’s a fandom set in Britain and I’ve had a couple of people come to me asking for stuff (I am my RP friend’s go-to person XD).